FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, SCAR YOUR KIDS FOR LIFE WITH:
DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP
TO PLACE ORDERS FOR THE SPECIAL 46TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION PLEASE CONTACT:
THE SADISTIC CHILDRENS BOOK PUBLISHING GROUP
@ 1-YOUR-SOUL
1234 DEVIL BOULEVARD
OR EMAIL US @ WWW.BEELZEBUB@DEATH.COM
WWW.SADISTICKIDSBOOKS.COM
DESTROYING YOUR CHILD’S INNOCENCE ONE BOOK AT A TIME :)
This special gem of a novel can be found in the Anti-Christ section of your local Barnes and Noble bookstore for $19.99, the first 200 buyers get a free dead android action figure for the kiddos.
Within this action packed tale readers will be scared by the harshly wonderful described death scenes as the stone hearted, cold Rick Deckard hunts down and mercilessly “retires” countless androids for pocket change in return, although we later find out that Deckard has a sick and twisted fetish for the emotionless scum that must be quenched
Compared to the original this story includes a commemorative coloring book filled with horror, guts, and gore.
Your child will never be the same again......MWAHAHAHAHA
So stop by your local bookstore today and pick up your copy of this monumental piece of work. It will suck the innocence right out of your poor defenseless youth, but hey in the end it will be worth every penny.....Adulthood here they come
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